The Daily Newds 5/13/09

• Alanis Morisette will reportedly do a nude scene during the next season of "Weeds". Morisette once said, "I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends."
• A 73 year-old sex offender was found hiding under an assumed name at an Arizona nudist venue. He was using an RV with tags registered to the previous owners.
• With all the worry about "stranger danger", it's illuminating to discover that approx. 8000 children were injured by falling televisions in 2007.
• A new book argues makes the case that running in bare feet "may be the kindest thing you every do for your body."
• I really feel terrible for the family of the Ohio girl who committed suicide because she was bullied by her peers over a nude photo she took of herself, but suing the school, the town and some of the students is compounding the tragedy unnecessarily.
• The Texas Senate voted to repeal a $5 per person "admission fee" to strip clubs, which was declared to be unconstitutional, and agreed to replace it with a "new tax" on sexually oriented businesses. And the difference is...?
• Are curvy young women rejecting the "half-starved look" which has been the body ideal for a generation?

  ... the impossibly bouncy paradigm of birdlike frame supporting implausibly big breasts that originated with porn stars — and Barbie — may be on the way out, at least among teenagers. Mind you, what women tell market researchers doesn’t always reflect what they really think. Do women, especially young women, even always understand the fraught cross-currents of reaction that their own — and other women’s — bodies elicit?

• The first streaker has struck Citi Field.
• An ad for Air New Zealand shows pilots and flight attendants wearing nothing but body paint.
• A sexting case in Palm Beach County has resulted in search warrants to the homes of five teens, as well as seizures of cell phones and computers. No charges have yet been filed.
• Vanessa Hudgens, who took a nude photo of herself a couple of years back, is open to doing nude scenes in movies.
• Sexploitation hits a new low in a Latin American show called "Without Breasts There is no Paradise."
• All nudists and naturists laugh at the annual "How to Get in Bikini Shape" article.